Anyway I finally found it... in a store! It was huge and ugly looking, but the price was right and I could see the potential.
Even when my kids saw it they said "nice frame" and when I said "don't you like the picture too" they looked at me trying to figure out if I was serious.
So here is the before:


I took it all apart and painted it all white. I found a message board the perfect size and covered it in fabric I had leftover from when I 'wallpapered' fabric onto the wall between two windows in our living room (using starch, I made my own with cornflour) and here is a photo I have shown of this wall.


After putting it all back together, minus the glass, I added a few pushpins and a cute little garland. I love the way it turned out:
